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A term used to describe a woman who is too good for you or out of your league.
Bro 1: look at that chick over there, go buy her a drink, bro 2!
Bro 2: naw man she is yoga, yogurt and granola (YY&G). She wouldn't go for an alchoholic, video game playing fuckboy like me.
A game where 3 people stand in a line and another person faces them all. That one person then gets to slap one person, lick another and fondle with the last person's genitals, breast or vagina.
Watch tosh.o on Comedy Central, and then you will know.
Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)
when after a long night of drinking, you find yourself slumped over, in a ball, leaning over a table, facedown in a pile of mud, or doing anything resembling a popular yoga pose.
"man did you see him last night? he got soooo crazy, hes so good at irish yoga"
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Jan 20 is when you can bop your eldest child on the head with a yoga mat, cause they deserve it.
Hey today is Jan 20, you know what that means? It’s national bop your eldest on the head with a yoga mat day!
This is what happens when certain Type-A yoga teachers give the class nauseatingly specific instructions on how to fold blankets (i.e., lengthwise with fringe facing outward, then fold in thirds, then roll it into a tube shape towards the front end of your mat) as part of some type of a 'restorative pose' setup.
Tonight's yoga class had way too much yoga blanket origami going on, don't you think?
The kitchen at the party was full of people doing nose yoga
To get with a girl wearing yoga pants. Only to find out later that she has no ass.
Damn bro, I got yoga ruffied last night.