Yoga, yogurt and granola (YY&G)

A term used to describe a woman who is too good for you or out of your league.

Bro 1: look at that chick over there, go buy her a drink, bro 2!
Bro 2: naw man she is yoga, yogurt and granola (YY&G). She wouldn't go for an alchoholic, video game playing fuckboy like me.

TOFSRUD

Time Only For Sex, aRe yoU Down?
Pretty self explanatory text.

Brian texting: "Hey baby, I got a lot going on, kinda busy. I was going to stop by in a few minutes. TOFSRUD?"

Judy texting: "You got some lube right, ' cause I'm out. Door is unlocked."

Brian texting: "I got it. Parking car now."