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A stupid phrase I came up with meaning "Why be healthy when you can be fat as fuck?"
P1: Hey, how's your diet change been going?
P2: I stopped.
P1: What?! Why?! You're gonna get diabetes man!
P2: Why exercise when you can get extra sides?
P1: ...
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From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with succotash
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I'm Gonna Get You Succotash Burger, you should try it!"
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Don’t go out for drinks and take a shit load of narcotics if you’re going to be a pussyio and not get up for work the next day, get up get at it and seize the day. No sick days just bangin headaches. More life
Marcus - “John keeps calling in sick after a heavy session, it’s happened a couple of times this month and he might lose his job if he keeps it going”
Zeus - “John shouldn’t have gone out with the lads for drinks if he wasn’t going to get up and go to work in the morning”
- Only the og’s can hoof that last stitcher at 8am & still make it in time for work @ 9am with a coffee, feg in one hand and a croissant in the other as if normal, get the job done n dusted & get back on the drink later that day.
- Don’t go out with the boys if you can’t get up with the men
- Priorities come first
Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?
Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?
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#EndUrbanDictionaryMugCrisis
Person 1: get a fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug for you uncle barry
Person 2: lemme commit sudoku real quick
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has a gf but doesn’t wanna get caught
girl: man i wanna fuvk
boy: you just tryna get me talkin😫
A contemporary version of the old expression, "don't let the bastards get you down," this version stands for "don't let the motherfuckers get you down." The mofos are generally anyone in authority or authority figures, whether bosses, family members, partners etc.
"I hate my job. The boss asked to clean the bathroom."
"He's a jerk. Don't let the mofos get you down."
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