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To beat the game of Zelda with only the three hearts you have at the beginning. This means not picking up any of the heart pieces at the end of each temple and not doing any other thing that would gain you heart pieces throughout the game.
"I pretty much owned The 3 Heart Challenge. I must say... not picking up that first heart piece was truly a test of will-power... knowing that I would have to fight Ganon with only 3 hearts!"
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look like we playing tennis, he got a big dick i think his name dennis
"yooo you heard the song 3 big balls?"
"yeah"
"it goes like 3 big balls look like we playing tennis"
A first-person shooter video game released by Dice and published by EA in 2011. Although it's graphics and physics are some of the most advanced graphics and physics ever made, the game is ridden with bugs and glitches. The gameplay is an overdone attempt at realism that ended up being more frustrating that challenging. Most of the players are either typical gamer no-lives or military fanatics who WILL yell at you if you say something that doesn't go hand-in-hand with what they teach you in boot Camp. Not to mention that EA loves to release tons of downloadable content for BF3 (as it does for all of it's games). These DLCs give players who can afford to dish out $15 per DLC a ton of overpowered, exclusive weapons.
Reasonable person: I wish Battlefield 3 had the classic AK-47 instead of this weird 'AK-74M' thing.
Average BF3 player: DUDE THE AK-47 IS SUPER OUTDATED AND NO REAL MILITARY FORCE USES IT ARE U GAY OR SOMETHING
Reasonable person: Ok, but the 47 is much more recognizable and well-known to non-military people than the 74M. It's just plain cooler, that's all.
Average BF3 player: IF U WANT SOME UNREALISTIC SHIT GO PLAY COD, FUCKASS!
Reasonable person: <facepalm>
Game: 'Average BF3 player' killed 'Reasonable person' with 'overpowered DLC-only gun'
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n 3^07 !
It means I love you, if you turn your phone upside down you can see it
Friend: n 3^07 !
You: Love you too bitch
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the most bushiest movie of all time. sharks that growl like tigers, strange random people with horns (or a huge pimple), random church scenes, people driving ski-doo's into sharks mouths, most one line cheesy lines of all time, words that don't match the actors mouths, pictures that crop your finger from the shot automatically, telling people not to do sexy things 5000 feet in the ocean, boats with infinite full throttle, the most epic use of the word shit, fake stock footage, random sex scenes (fishing for marlin????), subs with Nintendo controllers and can launch torpedoes somehow that magically detach from the ship.
actual quote in shark attack 3:
girl-im exhausted
guy- yea me too but you know i'm really wired. whatdoya say i take you home and eat your pussy?
cut to sex shower scene...
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A fictional game that many people claim to have heard announced but never came out (a case of the mandela effect)
In God of War 3, the badass motherfucker kratos is out to kill all of the gods and have sex with aphroditie. you kill more gorgons and harpies, but this time you can take control of the harpies and make them fly you around. You can also take control of Cyclops's and Cerberus's and use them to kill your enemies. and in this game, not only do you kill gods, you also kill huge ass titans for betraying you. with almost real life graphics this game kicks ass.
I went around killing people in god of war 3, IT WAS EPIC!!!
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