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Big shaq created the great math problem that NOONE can solve:
2+2=4-1=3. He refers to this as quick maths.
He is smoking trees everyday on the block and is never seen without his black puffy north face jacket as he is NOT HOT. His brother is called asnee and his man (no homo) has a frisbee.
Never ever ask him is he is hot in the jacket as it is very offensive to his roadman culture. His main hobby is chilling in the corridor and going to the park where he see’s your girl. She is most likely an uckers.
Big shaq’s ting goes srrrrrrrrraaaattt papapapakat skidikitkatkat and a pumpumpurrr pumm skiiiiyyyaaa
Yo my name is big shaq. Mans not hot. That’s not sweat, perspiration ting.
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The end of a large penis, usually found on the male species. Sucked regularly, and is by far the most difficult thing to insert. Also used as a pleasurable toy for a girls mastubation act.
Hey! Insert that big tip, into my vaginal opening! tip mastubation vaginal opening pleasure
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Alex Woollis ; The most Chungiest of Chungus'. You will respect him, you will worship him. Chungus is life.
Big Chungus is lookin' extra Chungussy today.
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A big chungus is a wild animal with a 2 foot long penis usually found in oak forests, they are very dangerous and can pounce at any second.
big chungus has been eliminated
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A angel sent from God who is 69 years old lives in Minnesota and weighs 69,069,069,069,069,069,069,069,069,069 pounds and has 69 children but sadly his oldest daughter was killed of because she didn't meet the thiccness standards because she was slim thicc and weighed only 69,000 pounds, but besides that we all know big chungus is #thiqqq and #god
Wow big chungus is #thiqqq and #god and I #want #to #date #him
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an affliction that occurs when one becomes so drunk that one eye closes half way while the other remains open. This usually occurs near the end of the night, just before passing out.
A: ZOMG, Joe is puking everywhere!
B: Yeah, I knew he was shwasted. He had the big eye at nine o'clock
Joe: Bllaaah Blaahhhh, Oh man I can't stop puking everywhere
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1- Someone that pretends they dont know their friends anymore when they get around "more important" people. The Big Leaguer is a cool guy when no one else is around, but when its time to roll to the big city, you are no longer important or significant what so ever. The big leaguer will shit right on you on not even notice he is doing it.
We went to NY and it was all good until Scott Stephens started big leaguing us at the ESPN zone and then at his creepy loser friend's apartment. Man, i thought that guy had our backs but all he is is a Big Leaguer!
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