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adjective: Angry
When a person is pushed past the point of extreme anger - because nothing in the world is working as it should - to the point where all the person can do is hop around, yell, urinate on the floor, and throw feces.
Vernon: Hey man, what's up?
Matt: Work is sucking the soul out of me, my computer just got the blue screen of death, the stock market crashed again, and I just bit my tongue. My blueberry yogurt in the fridge is the only good thing in my life.
Vernon: Natalie just ate it.
Matt: I'm so monkey-pissed right now.
mass produced monkeys that have no intelligence higher than room temperature. have no social cues or clue as to what manners are. loud obnoxious viles of waste.
EVERYTIME, I hold the door for the other person but when its a dumb spic they want to act entitled like a crud monkey.
A person who is battling around the workplace with nothing better to do
"Raph do some work ya Kiwi scrap monkey"
To bite, viciously attack, claw out the eye balls. A very violent act.
meghan: "no one cares.."
bridget: "IM GONNA KILL YOU LIKE A squirrel monkey!"
Noun: a totally random interjection, event or act.
Verb:
1. to interject something totally random into conversation.
2. to perform a completely random act
Sheryl and I were having a normal conversation until Walter wandered by and monkey staircased us by shouting about Republicans.
a girl that’s obsessed with caking on a ton of makeup to hide an otherwise blistering ugly ass face
i finally got that little bourgie bitch home to smash ,wake up i got played by a makeup monkey
Whenever you are having sex and you are about to cum so you put your hand under your ass and take a shit, then slap her in the face with it.
She said that she was into some freaky shit. I thought she mean like chains. She went full Fuck Monkey on me.