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On August 22 everyone wears Adidas sweatpants and a Harvard sweatshirt in honor of Danielle Cohn’s signature dance to “I don’t mind.”
Every time you see someone with the same outfit you “break your back” the same way Danielle Cohn did.
Boy: “Why is everyone wearing Adidas sweatpants and Harvard sweatshirts?”
Girl: “Because it’s National Danielle Cohn day!”
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The principle is a dick stole my fucking juul and dab pen hes mad his 5 year old daughter has a crush on me the girls are hoes cough* cough* trinity terrel cough* they fuck every dude in the place. the place is full of gay white boys who juul hit box mods and braid each others pubes in the fuckin shower. Home to a dope fucking druggie named aiden bandy he trips on acid in the middle of class cross faded w lean he smokes in the restrooms and makes them smell fucking dank and he hates durnil bc durnil is gay asf. btw aiden created this.
nobody:
mr.Durnil: tity fuck the lasagna Daniel 9th grade campus
Acesta este numele unui om destul de poponar, cu tente de schizofrenie acuta. Aceasta boala severa se remarca in individul citat prin tendinta sa de a vorbi CAND NU ESTE INTREBAT BAGAMIAS PULA IN STICLA LUI DE COCA COLA SA SE FACA SPUMA ALBA CA LA LAPTE SA II RAMANA PE MUSTACIOARA COPIL ORFAN DE TATA CU MAMA NEIUBITOARE CUM PULA MEA SATI NUMESTI COPILU DANI COSTI BAGAMIAS MAI STA SI IN PLOPENI
PE LANGA PLOPII FARA SOT ADESEA AM TRECUT,
LA UMBRA LOR SO FUT PE DOAMNA SAVU AM INCEPUT
LA GEAMUL TAU CE STRALUCEA PRIVEAM ASA DUIOS
PE MAMA TA O ABUREA UN VAGIN FLOCOS.
DE CATE ORI AM ASTEPTAT SA-TI SPUN ADEVARUL,
CA UN AN DIN VIATA MI-AS FI DAT SA-TI BAG IN CAP TOPORUL.
"Astazi m-am jucat roblox cu Constantin Daniel Darius Savu"
"DOAMNE SAMI CRESC FLOCII IN GURA LU TACTU CU NAMOL LA CUR ".
the mixture of cum and shit, mixed in a mixer and then served over steak to the unsuspecting victim. Looks like steak sauce, that's why it works
You should have seen the look on her face when she found out it was Jack Daniel's Brown Cum
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fucking ugly and disgusting. worst person youll ever meet. so annoying, the worst person in this solar system.
Diego//do u know daniel/bubba/danny boi
susan//uh yeah, hes so annoying, i wish he was never born
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Parham is a weak tiny peice of horse ass who lives in his moms closet doing crack. He won the guiness world record for biggest amount of puke in his mouth, and for the wimpiest kid on the planet, all thanks to his fatass brother who weighs 20000 pounds. Parham suffers from idiot diasese, and is currently dating his grandma who is in acoma. He has aids from his fish, and sucks ass at fortnite and gta. He has a voice tumor and his forhead is as big as brothers ass. Parham is as weak as a twig and does cock a doodles doo all night with his grandmas friends at the old age home in the chess room. Note: This is only about the Parham Daniel Debozourgie.
Parham Daniel Debozourgie eats poo poo
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A school filled with wealthy, stuck-up brats, who happen to be within the top 1% of intelligence. If you're smart, you matter. If you're not, go die in a hole. Everyone has at least two mental illnesses. With the new grading system, the only acceptable grade is getting 90% or higher on every assignment. The teachers are kind on the outside, but are really only there for the six digit salary. All the students are really weird. There is a cult which controls a lot of the powerful kids. They win all the awards and get the administration to do what they want. Three of them are on the school board in 8th grade?!?!?
Alex 1: "What did you get on the test?"
Alex 2: "I got 87%."
Alex 1: "Oh no. The time has come. The apocalypse has begun."
Alex 2: "I'll go have a mental breakdown in the bathroom."
Alex 1: "Of course! That is just what happens at Daniel Wright Junior High School."