Whenever your friend doesn't let you win in Metal Ball run even though you're specifically supposed to win.
A: He will definitely pull a david.
B: Who?
A: Falcon!!
When someone accosts a neighbour for cooking purposes at unreasonable hours
Old mate across the road had to pull a David and tried to get potatoes off me at 3am.
A really cute guy who isnt good with relationships he moves from girl to girl and dumps them everytime, and he never forgives someone.
"Did u just see that cute guy who just dumped his gf?"
"Yea must be a david Gibson"
"I hate davids!!!"
Harassing people with graphic texts including “I’m going to hug you,” “I’m going to motorboat your malleable pussy,” “here’s some dick in celebration.”
Did you hear about HR receiving that report that Joe was David Silverstoning Mary?
1. The process of manually altering something to fit one's needs without any regard to the actual assembly instructions. Often, the end result is an item that is partially-functional and only works in a limited capacity.
2. Using an item for something other than it's intended use.
"Would you please stop David rigging that baby gate and just follow the instructions that are on the back of the box?"
"Who put that TV stand together? It looks like it was David rigged."
"This DVD player is held together with shish-ka-bob sticks instead of screws. Who David rigged this thing?"