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Dirty J-F

Whilst on a project, both partners are entirely naked apart from a beret.
The man will do a handstand in front of the woman. She will then wrap her arms around him and pick him up to perform analingus. She will then reach around and stroke him simultaneously, similar to playing a flute.

All sexual fluids will be caught on a croissant pre-loaded with ham and cheese. The fluids will then be evenly spread using a French passport.

I can’t come to Murphy’s tonight. I have a Dirty J-F scheduled”

by Nightferret July 17, 2024


F*cking Sh*thouse

Used when nothing is currently going to plan and you're getting insanely annoyed. A good way to relive anger or stress when working on a frustrating project.

"F*cking Sh*thouse!"

by GarryDOS December 12, 2018


F-slur

Fankui/fangui, a word stronger than H-word (Huana/Huan-a/Hoana/Hoan-a).
Used by pureblood Chinese to refer to either non-Chinese or half-Chinese

F-slur is a racist term from pure Chinese to either non-Chinese or half-Chinese

by Sir. B August 11, 2023


F-slur

Fankui/fangui, a word stronger than H-word/H-slur (Huana, Huan-a, Hoana, Hoan-a) used by Chinese people to non-Chinese or half-Chinese

H-word/H-slur, F-slur, and G-slur/G-word/K-word/K-slur are forms of Sinocentrism

by Sir. B August 1, 2023


W T F!?

Hmm. Let's see - it's a definition that that springs to mind when something doesn't seem quite right.

It's short and to the point and says it all.

I wont spell it out cause I want to get printed, however, I'm sure we've all used this well worn saying in shock and surprise.

W T F !? - I thought I had friends I could trust .

W T F!? Alls not quite what it seems in here in fairy tale land today!

by Moscow Woman July 1, 2020


Keelie F.

Keelie is a girl boss in itself. Her brain is filled with smiles and rainbows as Josh puts it. She likes to wear a certain perfume that smells very nice. Keelie’s most common complaint is “my fave hurts” because she smiles all the time at her job. Keelie’s bestie is named Anna VD and they are practically the same person, except Anna runs and keelie does not. The only other difference the two have is their taste in men. If you’re looking for a high energy bsf fund yourself a keelie. They never disappoint. She also likes to flirt with individuals at work to get money out of them, what a smart and classic move. We love keelie.

Who was that person smiling a bunch, she was def. Flirting with me? Oh that was keelie F.

by —-:);) July 29, 2022


Ex f

Ex Fiancé

That reminds me of something my ex f would say.

by Okkay7 November 18, 2017