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the horses are asleep

turning up too early for something.

I turned up to work but the horses are asleep.

by ileaps November 3, 2023


Piss like a store horse

When you urinate lots

I had to piss like a store horse

by Pixelated fetishes May 1, 2019


The Horse Church

A name given to a group of NSFW people who have come together to shit post and roast each other. In the end they are fantastic friends.

Person 1: Annnddd, horse cock!
Person 2: Fuck, he's at it again.
Person 1: Eat my ass bitch.
Person 3: Yo, anyways Eminem just dropped a new album.
Person 1: Annnddd...
Person 2: Fuck off! *Mutes chat*
Person 4: WTF!
Person 1: Welcome to The Horse Church!

by TheDeadYeti February 19, 2021


Horsed

Bruhh

So I was jus on a anime porn sight and asuka had the shirt with the name "horsed on it" cuz she got fucked by A horse?!?! HELL NAW YO ASS TWEAKIN JIGSAW!

by 3legs jr. July 23, 2024


horsed

laying down and having a person(s) slowly walk over you while shitting

"Yo Jordan got horsed last night, it was crazy."

by waterbottle73 March 6, 2023


Horsed

To get roasted or to lose in a fight

Rick just made fun of you, you got HORSEDDDD”

by briannnnj November 17, 2022


Horsed

Typically used when someone gets fucking dunked on, and their career absolutely ended

Most common uses:
1) when someone gets their ass beat

2) when someone is roasted to the point that their morals die

“Aye Did you see the fight? Jay got fucking horsed

by zfin87 May 2, 2020