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After a long day, you kick off your shoe and begin to jerk off until you nut into the shoe before it hits the ground. If done correctly your sock should be wet, like stepping into a mound of snow.
Yo bro I had a rough day yesterday, had to pull a snow day to help me through the day. My sock was soaked!
When you pull off your shoe and begin to masterbate until you cum in your shoe and put it back on.
Bro I gave myself a snow day, my sock was soaked
For working adults, the practice of using PTO or sick time to be absent (or play "Hooky") from work for the sole purpose of attending a coordinated get-together with friends. Get-togethers can be described as having 2 or more individuals meet at a location of choice. Most likely involves day drinking (Day Load).
A common slang word believed to originate in the Philadelphia area, namely the Southwest Philadelphia neighborhoods of The Meadows, Eastwick, and Penrose.
"Hey Frank, are we taking a Snow Day for the insert Philadelphia Sports Team name playoff game?"
"I really need a Snow Day, wanna met up next Wednesday for a Dayload?
When you shit in a condom and freeze it then use it as a dildo, and after that you cover it in cocaine and eat it.
"I heard that Jessica did the Alaskan Snow Dog."
"Yeah she really enjoys it."
"Kinky addicts"
The Alaskan Snow Dog is used when your partner is on all four. You quickly through Snow on your dick and shove it in while yelling "MUSH"
She was on all fours so I Alaskan Snow dogged her.
Anthony
Scared of the snow starting in Canada which happens every fucking year.
Anthony is a douche who doesn't realize snow happens every year. He is a snow virgin.