Penrose

That flamboyant kid that swears he's not gay but everyone, especially moms, think he's gay.

That Penrose on Vintage Circle is so gay, I just know it.

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Penrose

A sexual act in which three males, performing oral sex on one another, are positioned such that they form a real-life "Impossible Triangle" optical illusion, also known as the Penrose Triangle.

"I couldnt believe my eyes when I saw Owen, Jack and Kevin in the Penrose!"

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Penrose, Colorado

Tiny town that's boring as fuck. Population? Counting sheep, goats, horses, donkeys, cows, chickens, camels, cats, dogs, mice, rats, snakes, buffalo, mountain lions, deer, coyotes, and jack rabbits... There are too many to put. The only way you'll get a piece of ass, is if it's a donkey. (There are donkeys everywhere..) Full of hick farmers who LOVE sheep. We've got a watered down version of every clique that ever existed. Jocks, Emo's, Skaters, Preps, Gangstas, etc. Everybody knows everyone...so watch who you sleep with!

Trailer trash is the upper class.

We made it out alive. Hope you can do the same..

Visitor to Penrose, Colorado - "Let's go to the park!"
Resident - "No..it fucking sucks.. We only have one park. And they took away our merry-go-round.."
Visitor - "What pricks!"
Resident - "Fuck the government.."

Example 2:
Resident - "No..wait! The one fun time around here.............."
-five minutes later- "......we don't have fun times here.."

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Penrose Triangle

A mind blasting object that is made out of pure impossibility and under suspicion to be created by Satan.
Often used by math teachers to show 'How cool math can be'.
Also referred to as:
'Penrose tribar'
'Penrose crap'
'But this side goes below that bar and...wait, what?'
'F*CK-THIS-THIS-STUFF-IS-IMPOSSIBLE-angle'

Because it generates so much frustration if tried to comprehend it is also the main reason for suicides of kids under the age of 12 ( Just above Spinach ).

When I tried to re-build the Penrose triangle it vaporized my braincells to tiny bits!

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Andrew Penrose

Someone who does stuff that leads to bad health.

E.g. Listens to music too loud
Wears skinny jeans
Drinking Coke for four days straight

Jesse:Hey, where's he going?

Lucas:He's going home with an ear ache.

Jesse:Was his music too loud again?

Lucas:Yupp, he pulled an Andrew Penrose

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Rin Penrose

An idolEN Vtuber from the E-Sekai generation who is a prince (not princess!) from another world.

She has 9 BLÅHAJ sons who are all cozy, comfy, ever-so-soft, and Blue (REAL?!)

Person 1: Hey did you see the new Rin Penrose stream?
Person 2: You mean 🅱️in🅱️en🅱️bose?

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Working Up A Penrose

A cock that is semi-hard but extremely red after repeated masturbation or a marathon sex session. Resembles a Penrose brand sausage.

Devon watched porn all weekend long and was working up a penrose after two days of repeated wanking.

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