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A train conducted by psychopaths.
"I'm the Conductor of the poop train!"
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Reading material written in easily digestible chucks making it ideally suited for a bathroom visit.
Steve grabbed some poop lit on his way to the john.
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Pure awesomeness, everything great in the world.
Kind heart, strong minded. Not selfish and very caring.
loving and funny.
everyone loves him/her.
Very very attractive and everyone would love to go out with him/her.
Someone who loves adventures, laughs all the time and loves to help people, doesn't matter how much he's/she's hurting.
You're such a fern poop, I love it.
You should be more like fern poop.
I'm gonna fern poop it so people will love me.
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A poop goblin is a goblin who comes up from the toilet drain while you’re pooping and proceeds to force your poop back into your anal canal. Poop goblins are known for having very strong arms and a hatred for poop.
Elijah: Omg my asshole hurts so bad!
Rozlyn: Why Elijah?
Elijah: Last night my poop goblin tore my anus forcing my fecal matter back into my anal cavity!!
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The act of going to the bathroom and spending a HUGE quantity of time trying to take a friggin poop.
"Yo, wheres Jake?"
"Hes been in the bathroom for almost 45 minutes."
"He must be taking a Dad Poop."
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Trousers/Jeans/Pants that are so baggy that the crotch hangs so low that they could catch the persons poop.
hey, check out those guys poop catchers, he looks ridiculous!
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When you're pooping for countless periods of time, normally over 30 minutes
All-Day Diarrea
-Yo what you doing tonight?
-Nothing, I'm in the middle of a Poop marathon
-Impressive how long so far?
-2 hours, and only half way done!
-Yo man you ok?
-Nah, i've been struggling with explosive poop marathon all day
-Man, that sucks!
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