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Freeport Hoe

Any female residing in Freeport, Texas (AKA the Watta) who has more than 1 baby daddy, looking for more, has sharpie eyebrows, hoop earings, orange hair, jail-house tats, and wife beaters. These creatures can be spotted at all the classy hotspots such as:
Rumors
Mesquites
The Tunnel
and Junction (on Thursday nights).

Don't get too close, you might catch a disease. Usual prey are anybody with $10 in their pocket who is willing to buy a drink.
Usually residing in the old part of Freeport or Avenue J.

Look at white Kimberlea in her hot pink 1992 Infiniti. She is such a wannabe Freeport Hoe. Being pregnant in "club" Junction, doesn't qualify you as a Freeport Hoe.

by Layqueishea September 16, 2008

37πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


hoe bag

A hoe bag is the bag hoes use to transport their little stripper outfits to and from their place of employment (strip club).

Trixie carefully loaded her hoe bag with her favorite sequined bra, zebra-print thong and six-inch clear heels.

by FunRun06 September 7, 2007

29πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


hoe-fizzle

place with tons of hoes

aww fuck man, lets bounce to da hoe-fizzle

by RiMe TiMe September 10, 2004

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


huji hoe

a person (typically a girl) that uses the app huji for every damn picture on her instagram. huji is a photo editor app that turns up the saturation of the photo, and adds weird lens flares, scratches, and the date stamp. most of these hujihoes use captions like β€œsuns out, fun’s out!!” or any basic caption.

ex 1: omg have you seen her instagram

ex 2: yeah LMAO she’s such a huji hoe

by bigpeepee101 June 15, 2018

8πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


spiderman that hoe

when a guy is fucking someone without a condom and does the withdrawal method, and he jacks himself off to finish and flings the cum at the girl, preferably in her face, while doing the spiderman hand sign.

we don't superman no mo, we just SPIDERMAN THAT HOE

by chingaling October 1, 2007

122πŸ‘ 141πŸ‘Ž


whale hoe

Woman that is ridiculously over-weight.

Did you see Mrs. Johnson's quadrupil chin? What a whale hoe.

by Zachery Kenneth R February 28, 2008

8πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Crew Hoe

(n.) a girl that jumps from friend to friend in order to stay down with the crew.

Daaaaamn, you fucked that hoe too?!?? She's a crew hoe dog! I tried to toldja.

by Murph January 16, 2003

8πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž