cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich

When a chick is telling a boring story, say this.

Brittney: "So today ... blah, blah,blah and she had the same

_____ as me!"
Matt: "cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich."

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Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Awww thanks! I know!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

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Cool story bro, tell me the part about the dragon again.

This meme is used to make fun of peoples BS storys.
Dragons are not real therefore the cool story bro adds up with the dragon part.

DougieWouggie - I lost my virginity to Megan Fox and then she sucked me off while I was asleep.
Stephon - Cool story bro, tell me the part about the dragon again.
This meme grew from the site "gamekiller.net".

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the cool points are out the window and I'm all twisted up in the game

We are past the point where we need to impress one another because I have got the feeling for you

in the movie Bringing Down the House

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the cool points are out the window and I'm all twisted up in the game

I love you?

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the cool points are out and i'm all twisted up in your game

ey come on ain't no one seen bringing down the house?
it means i love you

~the cool points are out and im all twisted up in your game.
~aww kevin dat's da sweetest thing anyone has ever told me

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epic kid lol fortnite epic kid justin cool dude

MY FRIEND HERE JUSTIN HE'S TAKEN AND HE'S CRACKED AT FORTNITE MY GUY

MY MANS IS AN EPIC KID LOL FORTNITE EPIC KID JUSTIN COOL DUDE ON THE STICKS

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