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I have a goat in my garden.

Having a wedgie.

I have a goat in my garden.

by Ryan's Mom's Mom May 14, 2015


thee goat ahead

The signal between one another for the go ahead for oral to commence

So upon pulling up to my favourite place to watch the stars at night i gave her "thee goat ahead" so she could begin to watch her favourite part of watching the stars also.

by iDontFuqOn1stDate March 5, 2024


Goat Labor

goat's doing labor on a Sunday afternoon

Go back to Goat Labor!!

Father, the goat just did Goat Labor.

The goats are crying, they have done too much Goat Labor!

The goats work in a prison yard doing Goat Labor.

by pure rage March 11, 2022


Ugly Goat ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ

Just a young person that seeks for pleasure

Is boyfriend & girlfriend a thing these days. Fuck that. Chase a bag, fuck bitches , live life ~ Ugly Goat ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ

by Ugly Goat August 3, 2019


goat falling over on 4am at midnight

CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE

goat falling over on 4am at midnight: BAHHHHHHHHHHHH
me: ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

by man_in_the_window2013 July 7, 2022


goat blooded

Having the greatest blood of all time! Made my the GOAT master Isaac Molina.

Isaac: I'm not cold blooded. I'm goat blooded.

by Chubbychandler June 1, 2017


Goating

A sexual act when the male repeatedly slams into his female partner while she is bent over. The woman is in the most uncomfortable of positions while the male finds the correct angle to which the woman loses conciousness for a brief period of time. When she awakens she is overtaken by surprise starts flailing uncontrolably and making sounds of the myotonic nature.

Man i was hammering on this girl last night and she fainted. I didnt miss a beat shoulda seen her when she woke up. She got a goating for sure.

by JoeCapone666 March 24, 2023