v-neck pants

This is what it looks like when I walk into a starbucks with my dick out.

Look, i can see his dong through his v-neck pants.

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pee your pants

the act of soaking your trousers

u just soaked your trousers

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free pants ninja

A stealthy, deadly person who sneaks through the night delivering deadly doses of free pants to unsuspecting victims.

Sean was being a free pants ninja last night. What a gaylord.

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Creamed in pants Weaver

Any woman who gets aroused by a man, (particularly a policeman); A woman who likes a bit of Burchill.

Weaver: I really like your helmet, can I have my cunt stuffed?

Ian: Bloody hell Creamed in pants Weaver

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Cleveland Smarty-Pants

When a guy wears a tinfoil diaper coated with Smarties Candies. Once he fills the diaper it is then licked clean by the girl giving her a taste sensation of both delicious sweetness and lip-puckering sour. This is very popular with the "in-the-know" in Europe and with real-esate professionals.

1. She was acting like a baby so I showed her who her daddy was with a Cleveland Smarty-Pants.

2. My bitch went to the food court the other day but nothing tasted as sweet or as sour as the Cleveland Smarty-Pants I gave her last weekend.

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Pants under skirt

(also skirt over pants used interchangeably) a fashion trend used as slang in Halifax,Nova Scotia,Canada. Consists of wearing a set of pants or tights under a skirt. Most commonly observed being worn by students at the Nova Scotia College of Art & Design University (NSCAD). "Pants under skirt" is used as a local slang to refer to:

- NSCAD students
- people having an "art school mentality"
- works of art, bands, etc thought to be connected to thematically and/or socially to "hip" student/20something concerns
- recently the phrase and variations on it have begun to appear on internet message boards as a non sequitur

- He's over there talking to the group of "skirt over pants"
- She is so "pants under skirt"
- I like their disco punk band but it's a little too "skirt over pants for me".
- would you rather go see that new movie,go to the club, or "pants under skirt"?
- Pants under skirt

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Poo Pants McGee

An Irish man or woman who has defecated in his/her pants. Also: When someone is intoxicated by alcohol to the point they poo their pants. Other similarities include; Poo Pants McDougal/McCallister/McGoo and most recently, McCain

Last night was crazy, my buddy Reese was a poo pants mcGee

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