kid on candy: "YEAH I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!"
friend: "The hell is up with him?"
dad: "He's fucked up on fun dip and now he can't stop spazzing out."
friend: "Why the hell would you give him fun dip you know that shit fucks people up right?"
dad: "Relax, I just want little Timmy to have a good time during his birthday."
35๐ 7๐
n.
1. euphamism for sex
2. something (usually flashy like a lure) used to get sex
3. drugs, particularly cocaine, crack, or E
1. Hey little girl, want some candy?
2. Hey little girl, want some candy?
3. Hey little girl, want some candy?
2161๐ 919๐
candy is a lovely person with a great personality and good looking. every guy wants candy. always smiling and making jokes and cheerig everyone up. every girl wants to be a candy.
510๐ 218๐
what the person on discord said to you
person 1: Do you like to eat candy?
person 2: Yes
person 1: candies nuts fit in your mouth
12๐ 2๐
a sweet food made of 100% sugar that children love to eat
"Like stealing candy from a baby..."
1102๐ 595๐