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Playing lead guitar like you're masturbating and characterized by notes in the very high end of the scale being played super-fast and repetitiously, almost always in the metal genre if rock
His wanking on guitar is a real turn-off!
A 'wank tassel' is an individual who pisses you off like a wanker, but is also useful in the same way a nipple tassel is mainly nice to look at.
'James is an absolute wank tassel!'
When you finger your arsehole whilst wanking, creating double the pleasure
Oh Ewan, I had a great premium wank the other day, it felt so nice
Also known as: one crease, a finger through the tissue, a rear breach, backdoor assailant, pushing the button and backdoor delight.
A common practice by the straight man to massage and finger ones rear passage while stroking the baby cannon.
Those not partaking in such delights have known to bat for the other team and play WOW. AKA R.Dixon.
Ah yeah, last night I had a takeaway and a soaky pokey bum wank. Absolute treat.
Where you whip it out in bed when it's raw, and use no soap or any other form of lubricant
Yo, last night I had a bare wank because I ran out of tomato puree to beat my meat with
A toxic wank is where you cum on someone whilst breaking up with them, specifically on the face.
"Omg Jeremy, you came so much!"
"Sorry Jessica that was a toxic wank, we're over"
A Shank Wank is where if you are held at knife point by some road men you’d have one last final wank before you’re sent up into the council estate in the sky.
guy 1: Did you hear the news
guy 2 : yeah I did apparently someone was found dead this morning
guy 1 : Yeah he must of totally had a shank wank
guy 2 : totally man