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A phrase used by many in the 805, typically said after someone drops something or screws something up. Also used to break the awkward silence when your chilling with friends.
"Dude, this is boring..."
"Yeah... SCOTT FARTED!!!"
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An especially long and loud anal eruption of putrid gas, brought on by sudden physical stress, such as bending to lift a heavy object.
My mom was bending over to lift a large sofa, when she suddenly blew a stress fart. I could not believe it, I'd never heard my mom fart before!!
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When one wakes up to the sound of singing morning FARTS.
My husband woke me up this morning with his Fart Bird
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a smelly belch, non-silent type
"Geez, Doc, next time you eat dogshit and let fly a throat fart like that, point your head in another direction!"
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1. Wasting time in a manner that annoys other people.
2. Lying to someone to rile them up.
Oh, I'm just pissing and farting.
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when you fart uncontrollably and you have a fever. it reeks of stank and fish!!
In a galaxy far away, Sarah had surcumbed to the fart fever and the entire milky way galaxy could smell her delicious farts.
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Passing gas and passing a turd out with it; a fart with a lump in it.
I thought I had a little gas and it turned out to be a fart surprise.
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