A small and very unnoticed town in north central new jersey that is full of pathetic jersey shore wannabes that love nothing more than to get stoned in the woods behind peoples houses while avoiding the the long hill police force that has nothing better to do than harass teenagers, pull people over, and just be general dumbasses. People in long hill also think they're ghetto, and they throw their "gang" sign constantly without realizing that if they do that in front of the wrong people, they will get their asses beaten to a pulp. All of this causes neighboring towns to laugh and make fun of long hill kids, while calling their town names like Bong Hill.
"yo dude lets go to long hill township, new jersey!"
"no way man, theres nothing to do in that town and all the kids there are complete douchbag tools. lets go to a place where we can actually have fun, like summit or madison"
"good idea! then we won't have to worry about being harassed by their bullshit police department!"
A long hall is someone you know you'll hook up with in the future.
"Ahh I'm not stressed about John even though he' has a gf he's my long hall it's all good"
A name given to those with a pure and beautiful soul, inside and out.
“i wish i could be like Eva Long”
Shane Long is Southampton FC's best ever player. He doesn't need to score to be good
Chetan: Who is the best player of all time apart from me in goal of course?
Raihan: Shane Long, he's way better than Penaldo.
Is The consensual act between 2 gay lovers in which lover A uses his silky smooth mouth to bring lover B to the point of edging. lover B will vigorously pull out to ensure he goes over the edge upon exiting the mouth, once exited he will offload his load upon lover A’s rock hard cock. Lover B then must comense the glazed long John act, in which he will suck/lick/eat his own secret sauce off lover A’s steel rod. Once the rod is spit cleaned and no reminisce of his cum is found upon the shaft he must recite the phrase “You really like your own brand.” Ending with a dramatic jumping high-five to embrace the true beauty of love.
I (male) heard my boyfriend say that he wanted to ejaculate on my sexual appendage and intake the residue orally so I proposed trying a “Glazed Long Jhon”
Long Gone Gulch is created by Zach Bellissimo and Tara Billinger
I was watching Long Gone Gulch on YouTube
Long Island is an overpriced overtaxed ghetto, crime is a constant fact of life no matter how high you build your walls but don’t worry getting a pistol permit only takes 2.5 years. The official past times of Long Island are drunk driving, shopping, sitting in traffic, eating shitty bagels, and returning cans to for money to buy bagels. If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself here leave immediately before your wheels get jacked, but don’t go to fast or you’ll have 43 tickets in the mail from all of the cameras.
Me: I have to bring all this trash to Long Island.
Friend: you mean the dump?
Me: same thing