Guys Like Me

Someone who is probably never gonna get laid.

Guys like me always come in second

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bangin' like an 808

1. Something so hot that it is comparable to the bass sound on the rollands t 808. (The Rollands 808 is a drum machine that is used in pretty much every awesome hip hop song. The sound is fucking awesome and impossible to replicate.)

1. Dammm! look at that bitch: She's bangin' like an 808.

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like a mother fucker

totally, or really bad

I need to go see The Matrix Revolutions like a mother fucker.

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Pissing Like a Girl

When a bloke has the runs so bad he pisses out his ass like a girl pissing out her flange.

'Dude my ass is like batman's exaust pipe, ive been pissing like a girl out my arse for like 30 minutes!'

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it smells like sweden

any place that smells particularly bad. root from the smells of gas stations on the swedish-norwegian border.

walking by an unclean, public toilet with the fumes wafting out: "Oh shit! It smells like Sweden."

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Stacked Like A Chimney

Used for a male who is well endowed,The Penis is long as well as thick.

Eric has a Big Dick! He's 9 inches long and has a girth of 7 inches! Damn that Dudes Stacked Like A Chimney!

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dick like lightning

to have a dick like lightning is to not sleep with the same person (usually female) more than once, referring to the saying that lightning doesnt strike the same place twice.

"Can't strike twice man, dick like lightning" - Kota Minyota "P.I.M.P. in E.P.

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