Bean-bagging

Verb.
When someone comes up to greet you, but instead of shaking your hand they grab your balls. Usually performed by very forward females or athletes.

"Hannah was so drunk last night she straight up bean-bagged me"

"A good bean-bagging is quite the treat!"

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bean up

verb :

the act of willfully increasing one's legume consumption to induce severe gastrointestinal gaseous output, preferably in a very public place

Mortified Mom: "OMG, Timmy!!! (Insert thunderous fart, presumably out in public, surrounded by tons of people.) What in the world was that???!!?"

Timmy: "I know! And I didn't even bean up!"

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Macho beans

1. If you are very good at games

2 people always hate the playa not the game.

dude: that one trick is such a macho beans

dude 2: i know he is the best

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Magic Beans

Mike and Ikes

Hey Bruh you got the magic beans?

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red beans

When a guy or girl eats a girl out, while she is on her period.

When you eat a girl out, you lick or bite around the pussy/vagina.

Kyle: I heard you earned your red beans from Karly?

Cory: Yeah bro, her pussy was rank. She was bleeding like a pig.

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beaned out

When the act of beaning out has been complete.

When the car reaches the number of passengers the car is supposed to seat and you and your friends continue to pile people in until you have "beaned out" the vehicle. Meaning that the floor, laps, and roof all become acceptable seating for a ride, many times the vehicles become "Bean out" just to say that you have "beaned out" you ride

"You guys want to go grab a bite to eat?"
"Sure, we can take my car"
"You drive a Jetta"
"So, theres only like 9 of us"

"Dude remember that weekend up at the lake, we beaned the shit out of your van"

When seatbelts become objects that get in the way, you know your ride has become "beaned out"

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String bean

someone who rather resembles a dried out, shrivelled potato or bean sprout. They have aspirations of being a DJ, known as DJ stringbean. THey have no social life, no sex life, and generally are lower than Nerds/Geeks on the social scale.

"DUDE, that guy is such a String bean!"

"I'm DJ STRINGBEAN!!!"

"Stringbean's in the house"

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