When you smoke crack and you get a massive vibrating erection from all the crack youve been doing, because of daddy issues, crack boner
"Dude, brittaney totally had a crack boner at the funeral"
When someone is a total dick, yet somehow others find that attractive.
"I don't get it, Claude is such a dick, but the ladies love him!"
"He's got a giant personality boner man, they eat it up."
The boner one gives himself when he thinks about how good he banged that chick last night, last week... a year ago
Mate massive Kanye boner right now , I’m so good at fucking
Omg I fell off my chair the other day and I got a butt boner
When you get a boner in yo pants then when you pull it out yo shit be stank.
Lamar- finna jerk off my dick. ah fuck my dick smell so good rn my shit smell like boo boo.
Jerome- *walks in Lamar’s room* euhhhh lil nigga got a stank boner! Yo Shit smell like ass bruh 😂 lil nigga go wash yo dick in da bathtub shit nasty asf.
Dick so good it should be a crime. Usually forged through the crucible of thots, cum dumpsters and fuck buckets.
Want her to pay your bills? Give her the criminal boner.
When a woman puts hot sauce in her mouth and proceeds to give mouthy happy time to your gentleman sausage.
Person 1: how did the date with Luna go?
Person 2: it was going well until she gave me a Bunson Boner.
Person 1: oh god
Person 2: yeah I'm not seeing her again...