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thirty minutes before you go to Golden Corral you eat a box of Ex-lax. When you get to Golden Corral, you need to stick your dick in the chocolate fountain then grab onto the ceiling fan and start spewing.
Man a: You told me you were going to Golden Corral on a date, how’d it go?
Man B: I asserted dominance on that bitch by showing her the chocolate helicopter.
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The act of eating a girl out while she shits at the same time.
Guy 1: Hey so how did it go with your girlfriend last night?
Guy 2: Pretty well i had a chocolate vampire and then we did anal.
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when your shitting on your sex partner and you throw a young infant at the wall and you have to yell chocolate salad 3 times.
David cried and after Leo gave him a chocolate salad and then cleaned up Nikos infant baby off the wall.
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To Have a Shit
I'll be back in half an hour, i'm just gonna free the chocolate hostage
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Remix to the song chocolate rain created by Tay Zonday that was extremely popular on you tube. Tay was later paid a huge amount of money by diet dr. pepper so the remix could be used as an advertisement. The original song refered to racism before he became a (sell out) for the remix.
Original:
"Chocolate rain, the prisons make u wonder where it went".
replace chocolate rain with racism.
Remix:
"She hit me like a ton of bricks, i call her cherry chocolate rain."
cherry chocolate rain now reffering to some bitch in a red dress hold a bottle of dr. pepper.
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The act of having nutella licked off of your nuts while having your nipples rubbed with ice cubes.
Guy 1: What's the craziest thing you've ever done in bed?
Guy 2: My girl performed an Italian Chocolate Freezie on me last night.
When the sweat rolls down your back into the crack of your ass and dries around your butthole forming a salty ring..
It's so hot outside right now it's just one of those chocolate starfish margarita kind of days..