Ex-lax

noun. A name for a person who fouls something up; a fuck up, a schelmiel.

Hey! Smooth move, Ex-lax!

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ex-lax

A laxative. Commonly used as pranks to make the person have to use the bathroom frequently. Over dosage can cause rectal bleeding. Can come in a chocolate form (like hersheys).

God he should be bleeding outta his ass because of all the ex-lax you gave him.

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Ex-LAX

The security protocol no longer used at LAX airport for cavity searches, now replaced by body scans.

The last time I left LAX I got the full monty, personal body/cavity search. It was great. Sadly, that's passé, replaced now by body scans. They said the old security was too lax. No more personalized cavity searches, they're all Ex-LAX now.

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