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A racist green dragon who lives in a marmalade forest between the make-believe trees. In a cottage cheese cottage of course. He also (like all other dragons) cries tears of jellybeans. He is mentioned in "Albi" by Flight of the Conchords.
And so all the people of the village
Chased Albi the racist dragon into
A very cold very scary cave and it
Was so cold and scary in there that
Albi began to cry dragon tears,
Which as we all know turn into jellybeans!
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Describes the incident in which you sit down in a port-a-shitter to take a dump and the sudden impact of your feces hitting the water causes an unsuspected tongue of blue fluid to leap up and lick your grundle.
Bob: hey man, how'd everything come out after that MRE?
Joe: terrible man, I shit a brick and the kiss of the blue dragon splashed my dick.
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A step above and beyond the typical Angry Dragon, wherein the male finishes the Angry Dragon, then throws a handful of shaved pubic hair in the partners face, causing it to stick to the semen, therefore giving the appearance of an Angry Bearded Dragon.
Dude, she's still trying to get rid of the hair on her face after I gave her the Angry Bearded Dragon.
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When you insert a hose in the rectum/vaginal cavity and turn it on.
I can’t wait to try the Water Breathing Dragon with my girl.
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Fish poop.. like the long stringy shit.. but it comes out of your dick after a long night of anal sex.
My boyfriend was really dehydrated and it gave me bad chinese water dragon
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When a woman is giving a man oral sex and he whispers something shocking in her ear such as "I have herpes" while the man is cumming wich causes the cum from the man to spew out the woman's nose. also see alaskan firedragon
John:"last night I gave this girl an alabama firedragon!"
Fred:"No way man!?!"
John:"Yeah, she hated it...it was still funny though"
or
"I love giving alabama fire dragons."
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A japanese animation that is a plague for most otaku out there because of its overwelming popularity in the younger age groups.
These preteens cannot type their insults toward possible DBZ-haters properly without adding random misspelled cusswords when trying to defend how a fighting anime can run for about fifty episodes before someone enrages themselves with power so much that it's surprising that someone doesn't explode from their muscles overtaking their head.
"Oh my god the veins on that guy! He must be on steriods...and...drugs from flying around when he's...glowy? What the hell is this show?"
"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
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MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
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MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
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HAAAAAA---oh shit he's coming before I can pop off this attack! Wait until the last minute before sending it off...!
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........NOW!
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...now?
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NOW DAMMIT NOW!!!!
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