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The Fattest guy in the shop with the smallest pecker
Did you see Fat Tim this morning. Must suck to be so pitiful
What my boyfriend's cat is
"Yo mah dude look at this cat he's such a fat lard"
A girl with bad fat eats fast food every evening followed by a Ben&Jerry's. This contributes to bad fat which gives her a huge flat ass, hanging boobs, sticking out belly, and in the more severe cases a double chin.
These types of girls are bad catches and should be avoided, unless she is a friend of a hot girl of course...
T: Hey man, check out that girl's ass! I wish i could rip those jeans off and do her all night!
J: Nah man, that's bad fat... You don't want a sumo wrestler doing you all night do you?
T: Uh huh.. Then what's ..good fat hmm?
J: *Shows a picture of girlfriend on phone*
T: Whoah! Shit dude how'd you get a girl like that!? I mean, her body is perfect!
J: I've got my tricks ;)
Weight gained following multiple munchie sessions from when you're high; the marijuana equivalent of a beer gut
He looks so much better now that he's lost his weed fat!
The guy who always gets stuck with the fat chick in a group. A messiah for overweight women.
Looks like Fat Jesus got himself a hippo this time.
Begins earlier in the day when one or a multitude of people have gone to a restaurant and then a place for desert. Then later that day the same people or person decide to go back and do the same places to eat but in reverse order. Also can be used in reference to a buffet.
Pizza Hut and Tcby were so good earlier today. Let's "fat track" through them again.
1. A man who refuses to show any enthusiam towards work or any other activity other than squash or drinking beer and eating a steak.
2. A man willing to engage in a sexual act that involves lying on his back, taking one in the shitter, the mouth and wanking off two others.
Kim Beasley, Fat Al, Fat Albatross, dog fucker