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when a penis has built up so much pressure, jizz shoots out in a constant stream like a fire hose. originates from tennessee whore houses.
"hey skeeter, last night i done gave ma lady a tennessee fire hose right in her doggone face."
"i put out a grits fire with my 14 inch tennessee fire hose"
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A sunburned micropenis
Chad went to the nude beach yesterday and now he has a Florida fire ant
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During a fire drill in a school or other such public building, you and your significant other hide in a closet or somewhere small and deserted, then when the building is clear you proceed to have sexual intercourse, finishing as everyone comes back into the building and joining the rest of the crowd. If done correctly nobody will ever find out about your actions.
Matt: Dude where were you during that fire drill today?
Jeremy: My girlfriend and I did a fire drill quickie. We fucked in the bathroom while everyone was outside. It was epic.
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A donnie on youtube who likes to crank 90s on Fortnite and has an estimated net worth of 9999999999 quid.
Damn bro that guy can crank, he must know Fire Rock Gaming!
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The act of setting fire to a 'fuse' of lighter fluid and attempting to finish wanking before the fire reaches your balls. no to be attempted by the beginner, should only be performed in a masturbatorium.
Tried to have a fire danger wank last night... all i'll say is roasted nuts!
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A term used to describe a sex marathon in which many condoms are used.
Chris went to town on that girl all day. He was safe and used rubber everytime... It was a damn tire fire.
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When you fluff your untrimmed pubic hair and then light them on fire in someone's honor.
Only to be performed on special occasions.
Can be done as a prank having the person being "honored" think they are going to blow out birthday candles;
opening their eyes to a fully lit Serbian Forest Fire.
Ben had been such a good friend to us all, Nik decided to honor him with a Serbian Forest Fire on his birthday.
Like a fireman, Ben blew out the whole thing in one breath.
Great luck for all! Let us dance!
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