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A person who obsessivly posts things/selfies on social media or acts like a roadman/rebel over the Internet.
Guy 1: Ugh have you seen Olivia's account recently?
Guy 2: Yes she posts way too much, her selfies aren't even that nice
Guy 1: The internet melt
The worst internet you'll ever have. Colombia has the worst internet of all.
God Damn Jose, your Colombian Internet makes it so hard to have a proper Zoom call.
The equivalent of Satan with downs syndrome online, normally uses offensive memes, assumes genders and can't spell correctly
"Dude that guy in the chat is a fucking internet Stan"
A person who exiles them from a group, community, or the internet as a whole amidst drama they may or may not be associated with, or due to mental health reasons. This can also be a result of one being Cancelled.
I haven't heard from Jason on twitter in a while. Must have become an Internet Exile.
An affliction that causes people to say things to people over the distance of an Internet connection that, if they ever DARED to say to a person in a face-to-face conversation, would likely result in them getting knocked on their ass and maybe a trip to the hospital, but behind the safety of their monitor where nobody can physically touch them, they can behave like complete and utter shitbirds with no consequences, because as we all know, the Internet isn't real, of course, and the person you're mouthing off to isn't a real human being, with emotions of their own.
It is closely related to the similar affliction that causes people to become total sociopaths when behind the wheel of a car, where they are similarly safe from physical retribution.
If the technology were invented tomorrow to make it possible to punch a person in the face over TCP/IP, Internet Badass Syndrome would vanish almost overnight, and the Internet would be the most civil, polite place ever.
The definition of either:
1) The Internet overinflating a trifle and milking it for every last ounce of content
2) Everyone and their gramma taking a current event and making a video about it
The word comes from the YouTuber W3TB who compares these actions to Hyenas ganging up on weak animals for food.
Pyrocynical was really ripped to shreds by The Internet Hyena's Grasp.
When someone posts something within social media to 'mark' their partner/territory, either directly or in response to a reference to or by said partner.
1. Jane (checking in via Facebook): Having a wonderful dinner with my man, Dick.
Jane is giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action
2. In a thread:
Tom: We should go to the strip club tonight!
Dick: Absolutely...I'm in!
Jane: Dick, why would you want to do that with me at home?
Jane is also giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action
Jane is all about Internet Hickeys...