Monday night quarterbacking

1. The NFL Monday Night Football.
2. Playing quarterback in or watching Monday Night Football.

Monday night quarterbacking is the great American tradition since 1970.

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guys' night out

My understanding of the definition "guys night out" is lying to your/wife girlfriend about a trip to Las Vegas, going clubbing in your 30's with male friends, spending time at a topless swiming pool and spending lots of money on gambeling, alcohol and strip clubs. Oh~ and part of going this route of guys' night out is making sure that other friends and family members are "in on it" so esentially having them lie for the boyfriend/husband as well. Last thing, sharing a king-size bed with your BFF is also part of the guys' night out have a good time thing.

Hey honey, my friend just got great seats at a Vegas boxing event and the hotel is paying for everything (when infact there never was any boxing event)and other than that we will just have a guys' night out you have nothing to worry about, and I love you and miss you.

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Under the night sky

When you gaze into the nightsky in thee early hours of the morning with that someone dear to your heart and see several shooting stars and sheet lightning in the distance, and a funny feeling comes over you. You feel butterflies inside, like a sign from God.

When you develop an infatuation for someone you always find a reason to believe that this is exactly the person for you. It doesn't need to be a good reason. Taking photographs under the night sky, for example. Now, in the long run, that's just the kind of dumb, irritating habit that would cause you to split up. But in the haze of infatuation, it's just what you've been searching for all these years.

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five nights at freddy's

A famous indie game that started out good, but was ruined by a combination of both it's horrible fanbase and the fact that the creator made tons of sequels that were all too similar to the original. The plot is simple: You play as a night watch person in a Chuck E. Cheese style building, but the animatronic animals all want to kill you.

Cringy kid: Hey dude, did you hear that Five Nights at Freddy's 4 is coming out?

Kid with a brain: Yeah, it's probably gonna be the same as the other 3 games

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late night hotdogs

Cure for anything that ails you

If you need a late night hot dog, I'm your girl.

It's a proven fact late night hotdogs make things better

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A one night stand

1. The most common way to get AIDS/HIV. This is generally referred to as a booty call and involves Pitbull the rapper.

2. Shooting a ton of stupid no brain idiots in one night (generally used as zombies)

"I @#$@ Beyonce last night"
"Isn't that a one night stand?"

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oh what a night

Bomb ass tune from back in the day, by Frankie Avalon and the four seasons, however my iPod says billy joel sang it - noooo.
the harmonising on this song is simple but you can't match it, pure genius

I felt a rush like a rolling bolt of thunder
Straining my head around and taking my body under
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