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a term for masturbation
Dude you can't grease your gator right now. Wait until we get out of my grandma's living room.
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The art of one shitting ones pants.
Scottish saying.
Also check poop your pants
What's that smell. Have you "Pat your Shants" ya dirty bastard?
Fred was so drunk last night that he "Pat his Shants"
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A response or command generally used to express one's approval for another's stated or implied plan of action.
Person 1: "Hey, man. I gotta go - someone is calling me"
Person 2: "No worries, do your thing."
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to handle your problems by consuming a substantial quantity of alcohol
Man, so he left you because he was "too busy" and one week later he's dating someone else? Listen, forget him. Let's get you out to a bar to drown your sorrows.
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To engage in a romantic relationship with a person who is much better looking, and/or smarter, and/or in a higher socioeconomic class than you. Essentially, a person who is widely considered to be 'out of your league.'
Bob: Your new girlfriend is smokin' hot... A legitimate '8'... How do you continue to keep outkicking your coverage.
Other guy, also named Bob: I have an extremely large penis!
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to have a sexual orgasm with only visual stimulation
Your going to cream in your jeans when you see this hot, new girl
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