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A scale on how bad a disaster is by the menus of the restaurant chain Waffle House.
GREEN: Waffle House full menu (No disaster)
YELLOW: Waffle House limited menu (Minimal disaster)
RED: Waffle House is closed (Extreme disaster)
UH OH: Waffle House is gone (We’re all gonna fucking die)
Person 1: “I checked The Waffle House Index, but the Waffle House was destroyed!”
Person 2: “We’re all gonna fucking die, Johnathan”
a soft, cozy and slightly warm place where a hot dog lays during his final few minutes.
The death bed of my hot dog is in a hot dog house.
A pancake house funded and run by the music legends abbath, horgh, and demonaz of the country music group immortal. The restaurant is most popularly noted for having exemplary eggs and sausage, and for the fact that the building itself is made of frozen ogre piss.
I ate at the Immortal house of pancakes and it was fucking cold inside.
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Stuck in the House Syndrome is when you grow bored of being lazy in your house. Your brain turns to mush, you get tired of sitting so your legs hurt, you don't have anything on t.v to watch, on demand wants to be gay, and you run out of websites and things to do on the computer, you even searched things to do when bored in Google. You feel like rolling on the floor and screaming -__-
PERSON 1: When it snows outside, and my parents refuse to take me anywhere i start to scream and roll on the floor.
PERSON 2: Dude, you must be suffering with stuck in the house syndrome
PERSON 1: Man, i need the cure for SITHS
PERSON 2: Runaway -_-
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Slang name for anyone who grafittis restrooms.
They paint these walls to hide my pen, but the shit house bandit has struck again.
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A house which is so obviously made primarily from lower-priced parts (e.g. light fixtures, mailboxes, floor moldings, etc.) found at the Home Depot. Oftentimes built by low-end contractors to keep costs low.
OMG, that is such a Home Depot House, they couldn't even afford a real front-door.
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when somebody who is unwanted is in your house.
*Doesn't always have to be a black guy*
Damn dude! Your fuckin alarms are going off! There must be a nigga in yo house!
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