deus ex vagina

(n.) 'dA-&s-"eks-'vä-gi-n& An unexpected, artificial, or improbable instance of two or more individuals having sex introduced suddenly in a work of fiction or drama to resolve a situation or untangle a plot.

"...so, her boyfriend found out he had brain cancer, their dog was hit by a car, and the bank finally foreclosed on the house. But then they had sex, and all of their problems were immediately solved!"
"Sex... cured the brain cancer, got them a new dog, and somehow supplied them with a hundred and fifty thousand dollars?"
"Yeah, it was a bit of a deus ex vagina."

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Wreck her vagina

When a dude wants to have sex really bad with a chick and goes at it a little too intense, causing her to be sore afterwards.

Eric: You and Jennie finally have sex?
Rich: Yeah, finally! We had some great sex for hours last night. She told me she was sore.
Eric: Ahh shit bro, you got to wreck her vagina.
Eric:

avocado cracker vagina

the opposite of guacamole nigga penis

Jill: you wanna do some guacamole nigga penis?
Jack: im more into avocado cracker vagina

flap jack vagina

When a woman's pussy lips hang out like pancakes.

Man, I was gonna fuck Susie last night, thought I was gonna need syrup when I saw that flap jack vagina.

Blood Belching Vagina

1) A menstruating girl's vagina.
2) Synonym for a stupid person.

Bobby: Dani, why are you being such a bitch lately?
Dani: I can't help it, I have a blood belching vagina!

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Tight Vagina Energy

The female version of BDE. When a woman is fully secure with herself and does not need external validation e.g. thirsty comments on her IG, filters, money, etc... to know her value.

She doesn’t need you bro because she has tight vagina energy.

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a meaty vagina

you open a girls vagina and stick a load of meat into it. you then finger her vagina many times in order to thoroughly mix the meat. After this you will then open her vagina and precede to heat it up just enough so that the meat cooks but you don't burn her vagina. You then fuck the shit out of her (in this case, the meat out of her) and proceed to eat it or freeze it if you want to take it out for a special occasion.

You: Yo stuart i don't know what to do for my anniversary.

Stuart: Just give her a meaty vagina, not only will she love it but you'll have a great anniversary dinner.

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