7 Ballon D'ors

USED to be Messi.

Messi used to have 7 Ballon D'ors until yesterday.

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day 7

After 7 days of participating in the ancient ritual no nut november, you start to hallucinate. This is the stage where the boys drop out and the gods continue

Boy 1: I don't know of I can make it past day 7
Boy 2: WWEEEAAAKKKK

February 7 2003

sexy bastards were born on this day

kayla: man kagevista aka the sexy retard is so sexy i want to smash her so badly
kai: february 7 shall be sexy bastards day from now on
kayla: makes sense because she was born on february 7 2003

Note 7'd

When something gets note 7'd it means that it exploded. This is because of the note 7 by samsung that had a defective battery. Samsung had to shut down all of these mobile phones to prevent more explosions from happening.

I threw this bomb and it note 7'd.
Terrorists note 7'd the building

`¬¦1!2"3£4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeEéÉrRtTyYuUiIoOpP[{]}aAáÁsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?

Are you good? Wait no you literally typed every single symbol on your keyboard so why did I even ask

person 1: `¬¦1!2"3£4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeEéÉrRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}aAáÁsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?
person 2: wtf
person 1: :)

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP[{]}aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?

A word no one’s ever thought of before. This happens when you press each letter, number and punctuation mark on the keyboard without pressing the Shift key to reveal the numbers on the number line and then using the Shift key you type the special symbols instead of the numbers.

Me: “Let’s see what words we haven’t typed into Urban Dictionary yet. Have we typed qazqazwsxwsxedcedcrfvrfvtgbtgbyhnyhnujmujmikikololpp?”
Daryl: “Yes, this word is already there.”
Me: “So let’s think of another word. Qawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolpqawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolp, this word has even more sex than anyone’s ever seen”
Daryl: “Yeah. I would type `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/? instead.”

7 Day Weekend

7 Day Weekend can only be described as a family of wonderful and beautiful individuals all with unique skill, personalities and attributes coming together to form one of the most outstandingly powerful communities in human history.

I found my family and home in 7 Day Weekend