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Having vigorous dance moves on the floor
Me and This one chick we’re air grinding
On October 7 it’s international Air Force 1 Day.
On this day everyone with Air Force 1s will be wearing them. no matter what kind you got, ROCK YOUR AIR FORCES
“hey chloe, it’s national air force 1 day tomorrow, make sure you wear your air forces”
The process of booking travel with Canada's largest airline, recognizing that there is a 51.9% chance that you will be delayed, flight cancelled, or land in an airport that wasn't on your itinerary. You might also end up watching your baggage go on a world tour without you and being left on your front porch 2 months later without explanation, have your baggage removed from your flight because they need more space for cargo, be stranded in a city that you've never heard of without compensation or assistance, or end up in a middle seat in the last row of the plane after paying $500+ for business class.
We booked an Air Canada roulette to Toronto for Monday, but they took us to Moncton instead, left us overnight without explanation, and then flew us to Ottawa the next day. We're taking the train now - we should be in Toronto by Thursday.
When you finesse a female by staying in her house, thinking she in a relationship
Dreyo: Yo you movin down here to LA?
Marcus: Hell yeah i’m on my way now.
Dreyo: Where you staying? In the Mariott?
Marcus: Nah I got a Air BN-Baby waiting for me
Airing a spud is a sinful and wrong, it consists of the action of IGNORING a fist bump
Patrick: *holds out fist for fist bump*
Dennis: * sees this but purposefully ignores*
Patrick: DENNIS COME ON MAN WHAT THE HELL YOU CANT BE AIRING SPUDS LIKE THIS
The Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence is when air is pumped into ones ass and then released simulating a natural fart. Employing such method properly can catapult oneself into legend status if done properly.
Christopher was unsatisfied with his fart game so he deployed the Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F) method utilizing a rusty basketball pump in the garage. Christopher then rejoined Thanksgiving dinner, bare assed as the day he was born, and released a fart so long and loud he was forever nicknamed “The Exhaust”.
Usually a person named Dima. Delivers and installs Air Conditioning Units.
Hey, i called an Air Conditioning Technician yesterday to install my new Air Conditioning unit.
His name was Dima.