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To "improve your site" but really make it worse and harder to use like facebook does often
Tom: Dude youtube totally did a facebook
Jerry: What do you mean?
Tom: They moved everything around and added all these useless buttons
Jerry: Aw man you're right I can't find anything anymore
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a device device which was used prior to modern computing for the sole purpose of accessing Facebook
guy1: yo this Facebook machine rocks
guy2: aah i got an iPhone for that
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The act of posting status updates in an angry state of mind. Normally about how other people "annoy" or "piss me off" and is generally bothersome to other people who may read, though other people may just jump in behind them.
Person A: ARGHGGH person C makes me SSOOOOOOO ANGREHHH! blargh!!!!11!!one!!!!!1!eleven!!!
Person B: OMG I AGREEEEEEEEEEEE
Person D: Enough of the angry facebooking...
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When someone says they re going to quit or they have quit their job. wether or not they have actually quit, or given their notice. Could be used to seek attention or for financial gain.
John must be looking for a raise cause he just gave his Facebook Notice.
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Someone who sits behind a computer using Facebook as a platform to verbally quarrel about non-issues. The internet equivalent to people who say things like "What chu laughin' at?," " and "Say dat to ma face!"
Victim: Check out this graphic about how much bigger Africa is than most people think.
Facebook Diva: What does the size of Africa have to do with how big kids think this country is? Africa is a continent. Not a country. Let's see how many countries fit in Asia, which is over 5,000,000 sq miles larger than Africa.
Victim: ....
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A grudge held due to lack of communication on facebook. Often caused by not commenting someone back on a status, photo, or other facebook item.
"What's wrong with Stacy? Why hasn't she been talking to you?"
"She must be holding a facebook grudge because I didn't comment her back on the post she put on my wall the other day."
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Face to Facebook is when you don't have time to call or get together in person with friends or business contacts, but you still want them to feel special, so you write on their wall.
Hey no big deal. I wish I had time for a face to face meeting too but I am so slammed that I can't make it until late next week. We can Face to Facebook until our lives calm down a bit. If you need immediate attention, you can always go primitive and I'll pick up.
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