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Jacob has blonde hair. He has blue eyes like the sky and you can't stop staring at them once you look. He is a Kind person but he can be mean sometimes. He is smart, he's willing to help you on your work. He is very good at math. He also has a big cock
Girl 1: Jacob is very kind, he help me with math
Girl 2: oh
Jacob has gigantic cock that wants to burst out his pants but his bb belt stops the humongous cock from coming out.
Girl 1: omg Jacob’s cock is big 😫
Girl 2: omg Jacob gets all the bitches
The guy with the most dad looking shirts ever
"Hey who's wearing that dad shirt?"
"Oh thats just Jacob"
An infertile and retarded giant. He is an unfortune to everyone around it and has the beefiest of sausages. I hate this man with my soul what a cunt.
We're going to the zoo! I wanna go see the Jacobs! I love how they eat their own shit!
he’s a boy with a kind heart, someone who will pick you up from the floor and help you walk out, no matter what he’s been through he keeps a smile and puts everyone before him, he’s accomplished and fights for the right things, he speaks nothing but the truth and will steer from the typical norms, jacob can make you laugh until you cry and make corny jokes, he’s courageous and determined but has a soft hand to hold and a string shoulder to cry on
someone: who’s that guy over there helping the teachers
them: that’s jacob
A complete no good low down asshole.
person 1 Hey? me and Jacob is going on a date.
Jacob I'm sorry but i am dating your best friend?
always has a hard cock when talking to his friends because he is secretly gay. when his homies act sus around him he pre-cums. he also fantasizes about his homies.
“Hey look it’s jacob”
“He’s probably hard right now”
“haha”