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When going down on a girl and in the process she starts her period, unknown to you.
"Jane forced him to munch the rug last night and he ended up looking like a red lipped ninja."
"Bobby was going down on Sarah when she totally red lip ninja'd him. What a bitch."
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Christian the Awesome Ninja is an almost indescribable fictional short story written by the infamous Drew Relkcerk. The story is about a guy named Christian who kills his parents accidentaly with his ninja powers before he even knows he has them. Then he learns more about his powers as he gets older and becomes Christian the Awesome Ninja. In the story he becomes so awesome you`d think he`s the good guy but, as the story progresses he becomes corrupt and starts killing people for no reason. Then, out of a giant bolt of lightning from the sky, comes Drew! Who owns Christian and changes Christian`s name to chis. And Drew changes his own name to Drew The Savior. In order to understand this crazy-ass logic you must read the story which is impossible for alot of people because the only 4 copies of the story are here in my desk drawer.
A few excerpts from Christian the Awesome Ninja below:
1.)" Narrator: There once was a Christian named ninja
Producer: CUT! Oh, C`mon man this is like the 50th time we`ve gone over this its 'There once was a ninja named Christian!! Seriously though, you gotta work on that!!
Narrator: Oh, Sorry
Producer: Alright everybody! From the top! ACTION!"
2.) "Drew the Savior: I couldn`t have done it without help from my best friends Chuck Norris and Jesus."
3.) "Christian the Awesome Ninja: ABRA KADABRA ALEKAZAM!!!"
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A hardy new indica/sativa cultivar found primarily in the Greenbrier area of Arkansas. Hardy buds, with saffron-colored threads, are covered in a fine, crystalline powder. Users have reported bizarre philosophical or mystical trains of thought, delusions of grandeur and a strong desire to "hook me up with some of that shit, man."
Man, fuck y'all! Get yo' own weed! You can't have none of this Mystical Ninja Weed.
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a word used to describe extremely hyper teenagers, who tend to be on there own form of acid trips. These people are usually very random, and like to slide on the slippery floors.
"what the heck are those girls doing, theyre like tripping out and acting like alien termites"
"oh, theyre just a bunch of rainbow ninja snails"
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The Ninjas 🗡️👑 are Nengi Rebecca Hampson's loyal, supportive, protective and crazy ass fan base. They will drag any bitch for hating on Nengi If you don't believe me ask the fans of BBNaija Ex Housemates.
The Ninjas🗡️👑 are so protective over their sis, everytime you mention Nengi be prepared to get dragged
when someone puts there shirt over there face making them look like a ninja after someone farts in a closed off area like a car or elevator
Guy 1: *farts*
Guy 2: *puts shirt over nose*
Guy 3: oh god that stinks
Guy 2: hm good thing im using my ninja gas mask
Zak-Z-Ninja, A based forza youtuber and winner of some robocraft competition in like 2018 lol. Also never reads his dms or maybe he just ghosts everyone.
Omg its Zak-Z-Ninja! If only he would have signed my autograph :(