Bare Minimum Rule

When a person gets an overwhelming amount of praise for doing the bare minimum of human decency.

They definitely got covered the bare minimum rule. They didn’t say “the N word” along with the song!

She didn’t say anything about that girl’s weight! good job with the bare minimum rule.

Wow, bare minimum rule. He went to the bar and didn’t hook up with a random chick that wasn’t his girlfriend!

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Three-Minute Rule

In Psychology, any new acquaintance that sucks in the first three minutes will suck forever.

Will we meet again?
Doubt it... didn´t pass three-minute rule.

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Rule 34'd

To make an object, character, or media francide comply with Rule 34.

Someone Rule 34'd the new show.

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Richard Simmons Rule

The Richard Simmons Rule states that adding Richard Simmons to anything makes said anything gayer than it was previously. This can be compounded infinitely.

<Imagine the gayest event ever.>
Person 1: I don't think this could get any gayer.
Person 2: Richard Simmons.
Person 1: Ahh, the Richard Simmons Rule, I stand corrected.

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Five Minute Rule

The "rule" prominant in high school that allegedly states that if a teacher is not present in the classroom five minutes after the final bell has rung to indicate class has begun, the class may leave.

Although this rule has been tested, no conclusive evidence has been gathered to rule on whether this rule is real or not.

After sitting in the dark classroom for five minutes without a teacher, the majority of the class decided to follow the Five Minute Rule, so they got up and went to the cafeteria.

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Two year rule

It is socially acceptable to go out with anyone within the two year age bracket. However the younger of the couple should be at least 14.

The "two year rule" means a 14 year old girl can go out with a 16 year old boy and still being socially accepted.

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2 minute rule

rule meaning that while texting a chick that you have no relation with you must wait at least 2 minutes before texting her back

"ay bro dat shawty right there, she want you. You better use dat 2 minute rule cuz you too coo"

see "too coo" for further definition

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