Mal Syndrome

Occurs after the age of 30, symptoms include;

- Unable to change nappies or feed children
- Essay size text messages
- Intense self pity
- Can’t see past themselves
- Likes putting women down
- Extremely narcissistic
- Harrasses ex-partner
- Has penis, but is not a man

Mate, it’s time to man up.
I can’t, I’ve got Mal Syndrome.

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tiktok syndrome

For everyhour you watch tiktok your lifespan gets shortend by four years

Dudex my friend toby just died of tiktok syndrome, he kinda deserved it tho

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queen syndrome

When you pamper your girlfriend so much that, she uses it to demand alot, neglect your feelings and think that since you pamper her so much, you'll never leave her.

<Eric> That dude is really spoiling his Gf..
<Jess> What is he doin'?
<Eric> He bought her a car, he bought her a necklace and he keeps doing things for her all the time.
<Jess> Oh man I bet she has Queen Syndrome now.
<Eric> Yeah.. I bet he's miserable and can't even say it.

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Twitterette's Syndrome

Variant of Tourette's Syndrome which manifests itself solely through compulsive, repetitive, ignorant and inflammatory Tweets.

I'm sure we can avoid catastrophic trade wars if we just explain to the rest of the world that {POTUS} has Twitterette's Syndrome.

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ernesto syndrome

When a person has lost the ability to comprehend simple tasks and sudden confusion emerges, making the said person a Tanfi.

Yo I hit the blunt the other day and that shit gave me Ernesto syndrome, I felt like a Tanfi yo!

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Prower syndrome

Meaning: Mental condition where the afflicted often replaces or misunderstands the words "prowess" or "power" for "Prower", and/or associate those words with the image of a two-tailed anthropomorphic yellow-orange fox.

Etymology: Miles "Tails" Prower, the two-tailed anthropomorphic yellow/orange fox who is most commonly associated with the words "prowess" or "power" by sufferers of Prower syndrome.

Damn, you misread "power" as "prower"? I diagnose you with Prower syndrome.

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Prague-syndrome

When you have met someone at the club that you find attractive and now you can’t get the idea of having sex with this person out of your head. You are now fully dedicated wanting to have sex with this person for weeks and weeks.

Man, it’s been a month and I can’t get her out of my head. I have fallen into the grip of the Prague-syndrome.

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