a being who is a god or a high supreme being better than anything there is to exist
to ‘josh’ someone is to ‘ghost’ a person you were originally interested in, without any explanation and for no apparent reason to the other person involved.
“you know that guy I was talking to? yeah I think I’m gonna josh him’”
“I was talking to this chick for a few weeks, and we even went on a few dates and then she just joshed me”
“Babe, dont even bother replying, I think you should just josh him”
“Dude, can you believe she just fucking joshed me”
“You can’t just josh every guy you talk to, how am I ever going to end up with grandchildren?”
“I thought you were joshing him babe, you’re so much better than him”
Josh is an all round sick cunt with a huge donger and seems to sell drugs with his grandma.
Person one: Oh, who's that guy over there?
Person two: I don't know, but he seems like a real Josh
This kid probably plays basketball and is pretty good at it he also probably has braces
Josh's are sweet, loving, nice, guys. they usually are tall and blonde, and also like making inappropriate jokes. They are loud and obnoxious, but you still love them. they are usually music people, and tend to play the guitar. They like listening to rap music but can also be fancy and listen to classical. They usually act innocent in front of new people and/or adults, but around people they love and trust they let lose. (Tend to cuss, say inappropriate jokes, and be wild) They act big and tough but are really sensitive babies, and need friends to stand for them at times. They care a little too much sometimes and are a little serious, but can also be complete goofballs. Basically what we love our josh's. You big idiots!
Person; "Wow, josh is so weird."
Caleb; "Yup! but that's our josh ;)!"
Cutest cutie of all. Has a massive cock and would fuck 10/10. Biggest ladies man.
Me: who’s that cute boy
Riki: i don’t know but he’s really cute, bet his names Josh