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Sex act involving a roomba and five mexicans. The lady will be taped to a roomba while five mexicans form a circle around her ant take turns rubbing their dicks on her while throwing jizz at her
The house guest got a Mexican roomba for her birthday
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When you take a shit but Instead of wiping your ass you jump in the shower...
I was out of toilet paper; so I fired up the Mexican Bidet.
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A chain reaction of vomiting (often at sea or during travel), usually caused by the smell of vomit, similar to a Mexican Wave.
While returning from a night of heaving drinking after an England game in France, the hovercraft started to bounce around, causing a fan to vomit. As the smell reaches the next person it makes them vomit, and so on.
Common reaction: oh fuck, look out, it's a Mexican heave & it's heading our way!
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Sour cream covered tortilla slapped on someone’s face
I just Mexican flashbanged Carlos
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The best Pipe you'll ever sit on ladies lol. Cinnamon :p
Vanessa: Hey girl what's up!
Friend: Ayyy girl, let's go to the club for some drinks tonight after work.
Vanessa: Oh no girl! I would love to but I haven't been able to walk right ALL DAMN day, I think I should go home tonight for now.
Friend: Why girl what's wrong? You good?
Vanessa: Yeah, I chilled and smoked with that hot Mexican guy I've been tellin you about last night named "Shine" and he gave me that good Mexican Pipe! Damn I'm sore but that shit was amazing girl. Super soaked!
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A man who can run, jump, and swim across the border
Steve: hey, did you see that Mexican man on the news yesterday
Bob: yeah, filthy beaners coming over here to take our jobs
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When one soils on the mustache area of his/her sleeping partner with the intention of waking them up with the fumes.
This works best with solid poop rather than a runny substance that risks entering the mouth.
I hear that Louis gave Sammy a Mexican Inhaler and Jenny knows nothing about it! LOL
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