Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.
"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."
"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."
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A cheap excuse to use during the holiday season for not hanging out with friends.
Tye: Hey why were you not at the b-ball court.
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!
The Tree Of Wisdom is a large Sweetgum Tree growing on top of a hill that is called the Hill Of Wisdom, which is on an island or is a high point surrounded by Bald Cypress Swamp where alligator sightings occur.
The Tree Of Wisdom on the Virginia Peninsula is one of the most sacred sights for North American Aliyite Muslims and for the Ethnic Qarsherskiyan Tribe.
Gotcha, You came here from my TikTok comment! Enjoy the laugh!
Hint: it’s not a pine tree so it can’t be a pine waving tree!
A bite thats shaped like a christmas tree
Best bite in a sandwich
“Bro i shaped my sandwich for a christmas tree bite”
“Lucky”
Either you mentally ill ..
or you think trees are your best friends because they produce oxygen, to be honest that’s true :)
Mental dude 1: I LOVE TREES
Mental dude 2: dude.. we are in a mental hospital room.
Alright, don't pay attention but I think it means something with suicide, hanging out with the trees..
Bob: I love trees so much I'd hangout with them!!1
*next day*
Billy: where is bob? I heard he was a bit suicidal..