About as useless as a hat full of busted assholes

A put down in australian slang: when someone cant do their job or play sport properly.

-you see ol' Bluey over there, yeah he's been working here for about 15 years but he's about as useless as a hat full of busted assholes.

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I got 2 pockets full of sunshine

To have something that is better than what someone else has, to have something really cool/interesting.

Guy 1: You ain't got shit!
Guy 2: Mother fucker I got 2 pockets full of sunshine!!

i am full of your crap

NOT a phrase.
only stupid ppl accidentally say it instead of saying i am tired of your crap.

"Jane, i am full of your crap, it's over!"
WRONG.

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happier than a sissy with a bag full of dicks

Extremely pleased, as when a gay man has a whole lot of penises to play with.

He was happier than a sissy with a bag full of dicks when he found out he'd won the lottery.

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a face like a fist full of ass holes

An extremely ugly person.

I ended up sitting on a plane next to a guy with a face like a fist full of ass holes.

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shouldn't have called me full of hate

"A common, phrase used when one is arrested for stealing money and making bomb threats to a television station. One may only use this term if they are quite creepy anyway.

"Why did you do this?" -Reporter
"Shouldn't have called me full of hate." -Creepy Arrestee

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reggie and the full e-mutha-fuckin-ffect

another, however cooler, way to say "Reggie and the Full Effect."

see also Reggie and the Mutha Fuckin Full Effect.

Dude 1: What are you listening to?
Dude 2: Reggie and the Full E-mutha-fuckin-ffect!
Dude 1: What the fuck is that?
Dude 2: I will cut you!

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