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i) a phenomenon among male firefighters who grow tumescent upon hearing the sirens of fire trucks, ambulances and police cars
ii) a first responder who sexually fetishes their job
Fire chief: How's the new academy class?
Captain: A few of them seem sharp, but it's full of siren boners for the most part.
An affect of catching a very large bass of any type. (Fresh water or salt water)
1. I caught an 8lb hog(large bass) in the lake the other day. It gave me the biggest bass boner.
2. Before I got the bass in the boat I already had a bass boner from looking at it.
An erection that comes repeatedly and abnormally sooner than typical male recovery time frames after having your world rocked by an amazing blow job or other sexual act.
After Kate sucked the life out of my cock, I found myself having multiple aftershock boners.
1. when you like bacon so much, just the thought of it gives you a raging one
2. an intense craving for bacon. failure to satisfy this craving results in a psychological and abdominal suffering that surpasses the ache of blue balls.
(watching family guy)
friend 1: hey man why the hell do you have a boner?
friend 2: it's a bacon boner.
friend 1: oh okay thats cool man.
friend 2: wait why the hell do you have a boner?
friend 1: lois has nice tits.
Two days in the calendar year when a man with erectile dysfunction can achieve an erection without the use of Viagra.
Husband: I like to sweetheart, but I'm out of Viagra.
Wife: That's ok Dear, check the calendar, I think today is the boner solstice.
boner equinox
when your pants folds up making it look like you have a boner but it really just your pants folding up
Girl #634956893486: OMG do you have a boner?
Boy#539084647452: no its just a pants boner, see its my pants
girl#634956893486: no, you're just excited to see me