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When you're horny and ready to fuck, you're in Boner City.
"If she keeps dancing like that, I'm gonna head straight for Boner City"
What you leave with with after hitting a game-winning home run at your softball game.
“Dude, I had such a homer boner last night after hitting that home run. First I slid into home, then I slid into my wife.”
When a male gets such an intense erection, that his dick crack opens up slightly, from which the sour, bleach smell of his pre-ejaculate can be nasally detected
“Craig (roommate), either turn off the porn or put a thumb on your dick-hole, cause this apartment is lousy with Boner Fumes”
The act of becoming aroused by golfing or thinking about golfing.
Jim canceled his date because he got a golf boner on the way home from work.
When you want to get up in there...but you are too wasted. You pray to Jesus to give you a massive boner.
"I'm tweeting Jesus for a #Jesus Boner. Please give me the strength to fuck the chick/dude."
A male runner who goes a little over the top when it comes to other runners. This type of displayed envy and drama is not well received. Fellow runners will roll their eyes in annoyance.
Man, that guy needs to dial it back. He gets a trail boner anytime (that runner) is around…
When a DJ mixes from one song into the next so perfectly that one becomes so euphoric they attain what is known as a disco boner. Other symptoms may include goosebumps, screaming, twirling, whistling and waving arms in the air like you just don’t care. One of the highest compliments you can give a DJ.
"Man, the DJ is on fire tonight, that last mix gave me a disco boner!"