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A side-effect of snackerbating with Cheetos or other similar cheese-flavored snacks. Commonly abbreviated "od."
girl: why is your dick orange?
guy: I was snackerbating with Cheetos last night and have't showered yet, so I've got orange dick.
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Flounder Dick occurs in severely overweight men. When a hugely fat guy developes a "front butt" his dick begins to migrate south like the eye of a juvenile flounder- it is mostly out of necessity due to the encroachment of the "front butt", and to ensure the dick can still hang in the toilet. Extreme cases left untreated can result in the distgusting condition known as Dick Buttkiss.
that dude is so fat, he must have a full fledged flounder dick.
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A firefighter that masterbates excessively until the tip of his penis turns bright red causing it to bleed profusely. Usually occurs after a fire conference or a high rise fire alarm. The KD will then spend the rest of the month talking about “what if” scenarios and have excessive, almost appropriate, hero fantasies. A KD has more than three fire stickers in his truck window. The KD usually knows he is a KD. The KD incorporates the word ‘brother’ in every sentence. The typical KD owns a set of irons aka tools.
Mike Johnson is such a fuckin’ Ketchup Dick.
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Running in shorts with no underwear, which makes the dong bounce up and down like a slinky hence the name slinky dick
Hey Bry, look at that guy running you can see his slinky dick.
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Sucking up to; to be someone's bitch or make yourself look inferior to someone, just to earn their respect or get something tangible in return.
1: That guy was totally 'dick riding' that rapper because he was hoping to get noticed.
2: That lady is a total 'dick rider', every time she sees someone with a hunk of cash she'll try to sleep with them.
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(Noun) An individual who drinks, plays with guns, and regularly takes women other than his wife to the woods. Frequently gets arrested for DUI and has been known to shoot people. Once elected to be Vice President of the Us US after much fraud in Ohio. Once appointed by the Supreme Court after much fraud in Florida. Has had his heart jump-started more times than a defective battery in an old Yugo. An all around American role model for conservative ass-maggots. Looks suspiciously like a freshly circumsized penis. Rumored to be Rush Limbaugh's secret gay lover. Currently using President George W. Bush as an ass puppet. Reportedly neck deep in Halliburton-related Iraq-rebuilding contract corruption. His alleged nickname within the administration is "Bigtime." He has a lesbian daughter.
"Due to frustrations over his bad heart, flaming lesbian daughter, rampant alcoholism, crumbling marriage, public accusations of corruption, and relationship with Rush Limbaugh, Dick Cheney finally lost it and blasted his long-time hunting partner with a 28-gauge shotgun early this February."
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One of the most insulting names that you can call a person.
The naming of a Dick Clittington is often followed by a round of applause for the user's tenacity in their choice of insult.
As it holds such monumental weight amongst insults, calling somebody Dick Clittington should only occur in the most extreme instances where other insults fall short of describing the gravity of that particular situation.
Besides the exalted and god like 'cock smoking thunder cunt' I can think of only one other insult that would gain such rapturous applause for its usage, 'Dick Clittington'
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