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buttkiss

A life donk. one who is so desperate and broke he will slob on little penis for five dollars. also mooches off of his parents.

Man, Marcus is such a buttkiss. All that life donk does is mooch off his momma Tina and lose money.

by driftdc5 March 26, 2008

45๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


buttkiss

The physical act of placing your butt against someone else's and simultaneously farting.

Dude, when we buttkissed she had a wet one. It smelled horrible.

by unccary June 17, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


buttkiss

someone who sucks up.

janw is such a buttkiss

by bitch March 6, 2005

22๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Buttkiss

To spread one's unwashed, possibly unwiped buttocks and place them and their dividing orifice against the person or possessions of another. And kiss.

Ryan spilt the last of our milk, so I totally buttkissed his pillow. He has pinkeye.

by Jyrkface November 20, 2009

21๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


ButtKisser

John; the employee; person who steps in and backdoors other employees, by pampering the president while the assistant to the President is out of town

John the employee, steps in while the assistant is out of town, makes coffee and tea for the President and also supplies her with doughnuts, and in the process, makes other employees, who are also buttkisser, but not "butt kissers" of equal proportion, feel guilty and look bad by not living up to the same buttkissing standards. :-)

by John Buttkisser October 7, 2004

11๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Buttkiss

The act of two people spreading their butt-cheeks as far as possible, placing their asses together, and making their buttholes "kiss." Farting may or may not be involved

I want to buttkiss Meg Turney so bad.

A buttkiss is like 4th base bro.

by Fatnaps July 8, 2023


Buttkissing

See Buttkisser

"Can't we stop the buttkissing please?"

by The Internet. July 11, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž