my pants are on fire

a very serious, often life threatening condition that occurs when a guy/girl is so horny they'll fuck anything in sight.

call the fire department! i haven't had sex for over a month, and my pants are on fire!

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pooped his pants

When someone seems so surprised or out of character when receiving information, it looks like they could have pooped their pants in shock.

Yo, did you see Matt's face when his babe told him their baby wasn't his?

Yeah man, he totally pooped his pants.

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put some pants on

What you yell at your buddy when you're drunk and you want to go out and raise more hell and he just wants to stay in his room and watch a movie...or worse yet, sleep.

I can still go out and raise a ruckus, I don't want to hear excuses, put some pants on....no backtalk, put some pants on. Put. Some. Pants. On.

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poop your pants

typically used in a derogatory manner to describe someone overreacting to a situation.

Roomate 1: YOU DRANK ALL MY CHOCOLATE MILK?!!!!

Roomate 2: Jeez, don't poop your pants. I'll buy some more.

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Put Some Pants On

Telling a friend to call you but has no pants on so you tell them to put some on

person 1: call me on your house phone

person 2: i have no pants on...
person 1: then put some pants on

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i eat pants

It means u eat pants idiot

I eat pants fucker

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Pree'd my pants

To pre-ejaculate in ones' pants.

I though of Cheryl Hann and then I pree'd my pants.

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