Tossing The Salad is a term to lick your partners anus hole and the area between the organ and the anus for some sexual pleasure.
My bitch and I were tossing the salad all fucking night last night.
When you lay a log in the toilet and the plumbing just can’t handle that booty do.
“Damn girl you really did a number in that toilet”
“I know laid a real pipe salad in that poor potty “
The reason to avoid Christmas gatherings
No way I'm going to Christmas, last time I ate Jackie's green bean salad I had to go to the hospital and get a penicillin shot
The act of tossing someones salad while multiple sausages spit their salty juices over you.
Mark: Matt is it raining outside?
Matt: No mate, I had a sausage salad in the lift on the way up, those boys really plastered me.
Mark: Dude you're such a sausage jockey!
A hairy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting
Dude: Bae give me a hairy sloppy salary
His girl: a wha-?
A hairy sloppy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting
A side dish that consists of every kind of cookie known to mankind mixed with marshmallow whip.
Sister in law: "I brought a cookie salad!" Me: " That's not a salad, that's diabetes".
When people of the same sex eat skittles out of their asses
Hey, what are you doing later, want to eat a rainbow salad?